Update II: I held the draw with Butcher Steakhouse GM Kenneth Arrild yesterday and the winner is maotai. I’ll be in contact with maotai and charlie, who won the merit award for his suggestion (see below). Also of note, the staff told me yesterday that someone ate more than 90 percent of one of these massive burgers. So close and yet half a pound so far…
Update: I sent a list of the entries to Butcher Steakhouse GM Kenneth Arrild and his pick as the best: The Butcher’s Bastard Burger as suggested by Charlie, who gets one of these two-patty monsters as well as fries and four Cokes as his prize. I’ll drop by Butcher Steakhouse in the next few days to meet Kenneth and hold the draw for the second burger.
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With a kilo of Australian beef and two kilos of bun and toppings, the massive Butcher’s Burger adds up to nearly six pounds of food fun.*
But what if it had two patties?
So far, that is a beefy beast with no name, so The Butcher’s Steakhouse (see writeup here) has agreed to team up for a contest to give it one. Go to the comments section and suggest a name for this super sandwich–I’m going with “The Calf-o-Lanche“–and you could win one (with fries and four Cokes).
In fact, The Butcher Steakhouse has agreed to give away two of these burgers. One will be decided by a draw that will include the name of everyone who submits a legitimate suggestion. The other will be decided on merit, probably by three men in bloodstained aprons (don’t even think of disputing their decision).
Your name will only be entered in the draw once, though you are welcome to make as many suggestions as you like. The deadline is Tuesday at 2 PM.
* Notice how I’m mixing metric and imperial measures. Just trying to maintain peace in this crazy, crazy world.











The Calf-o-Lanche
The Ksquare, named after the guy who, pound for pound, can eat more than any other I know in Beijing.
The “We All Gotta Die Sometime Burger,” or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My High Cholesterol Levels.”
The Moox2 (pronounced “Moo times 2″
Butcher’s Belt Buster
Zhumulangma
The Aussie’s Revenge
Butcher’s Belly Buster
I am going to tackle this monster on Friday night. I am sure I will have a few more choice names for it afterwards!
“the cannibal”
The Forbidden Burger.
吃完算你狠之大汉堡!!
Beef mountain
Mount Beef :)
It is so obvious… The Double Bi-Pass Burger!
HALF A COW IN BUN
Beijing Bucklebuster or BBBBB (Butcher’s Beijing Buckle Busting Burger)
THE MONSTER
“THE” burger
thunder from down under
- to corney perhaps
1. DaBaoBao (similar to hanbaobao, but big)
2. DaBao (a variant of the above, but also sounds like “dabao” meaning to take-away. As in, “This burger is so big, I’ll have to take some home with me!”)
3. BaoBei’r (another variant, has the “bao” from hamburger, but also the name for baby…as in “this burger is as big as a baby!”
4. The Beast. You said this in your post.
The Fubar Burger, Burger Burger, The Gut Bomb, Meat Meat Repeat Burger, The Double Trouble Burger, That’s One Big Ass Burger Burger, Kick Start My Heart Burger “Motley Crue” reference
The Hindenburger
Burger me!
Burgermoth
Burgersaurus Rex
The Elvis
Because the owners are Danish…
The Little Moo-maid
With apologies to So I Married an Axe-Murderer…
The Planetoid
or
The Sputnik
OK, one more and I’ll stop posting them for a while…
The Widow Maker
The Last Burger You’ll Ever Eat.
The Murderburger.
The Heartbreaker.
Meatzilla.
Butcher’s Bastard.
The Pacemaker.
The “Yes Sir, the restroom is down the hall on the left.”
The Impactedcolonburger.
The Brobdingnagian.
Burlyburger.
the (you’ll need a) defibrillator
Hello.
To me I did 8inches Burger long time ago I named it Big burger for Big eaters.
It was 1250 beef Buns was 500grams in it were lutes leafs, slices of onions,slices of tomato,mastered,catchup.cucumber pickles sliced plus as a bonus some pine nuts browned with buter It comes in waxing bag not to drip if some one is eating it as a Standish not in a plate.
So my name is Big Burger for Bid Ones
… Kick Start My Heart Burger “Motley Crue” reference
Contest over.
*packs bags, leaves*
My new suggestions: The Niu-tron Bomb
Because it kills people but leaves the buildings intact.
Cheers, Jim
Da Nui Bi Burger
- big, cool, bilingual
Since it’s in China I suggest calling it the ‘Hold The Mao’.
The Great Wall Whopper
Mac “Beijinger”
Danish “Dynamite” Burger
the horny hamburglar
Viking’s Revenge
Thor’s Hammer (since it comes back (up..))
The Viking Expansion
Meat Madness
Beef Bomb
Meat Loaf
Meat Love
Beef it up!
The Tasmanian Devil
Australian mountain in honor of Australian beef used in the making of it.