From Russia with love: Male strippers aka ‘Tarzan Show’ to perform at Chocolate
After all the hype surrounding the Playboy dancers who appeared at Bling, it only seems fair to mention the upcoming “Strip Dance Party” aka “Tarzan Show” at Chocolate (map). As this post on clubzone.cn puts it:
The hottest Russian male-strippers from Moscow gonna perform at club “Chocolate”. The sexiest show from Russia. Don’t miss it!!! Tarzan Show!!!
I like how the writer used “gonna” so that the event doesn’t seem too highbrow. Anyway, the six-pack abs and turkey-drumstick biceps get exposed on May 24 from 8 PM to 2 AM (see here for details).
Unfortunately, a ticket costs RMB288, which is nearly RMB300 more than I am willing to pay to see Russian men take their clothes off. I calculate that willingness to pay based on a complex algorithm that involves the number of tennis titles won by Anna Kournikova, the number of t.A.T.u. songs on my iPod, and the results of IQ tests I have taken immediately after downing a few bottles of vodka at Chocolate.
Plus, May 24 marks Queen Victoria’s birthday, and I traditionally spent that day pondering why my country continues to have images of English royalty on its currency. (My guess? Our almost pathological need to be polite.)
(Hat tip to AS)
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The 64 benjamin question is how does Bling compete with this ?
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