Beijing Boyce

A Somewhat Young China Hand on the Local Drinking Scene

The Beijing Olympics: Foreigners, Fuwa, and Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)

Foreigners who more than five years ago predicted the following would happen in Beijing, please raise your hands:

That two Olympic mascots named Huanhuan (an Olympic flame) and Yingying (a Tibetan antelope) would jitterbug on a beach volleyball court with a dozen cheerleaders in skimpy neon green bikinis to The Offspring’s “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)” while Chinese grandmothers with grandchildren on their laps clapped along. Oh, and that a cup of beer would cost five kuai.

Anyone? Anyone?

(Unfortunately, the musical director later played The Ramones’ Blitzkrieg Bop during the Germany match.)

2 Comments so far

  1. sirb August 13th, 2008 9:59 pm

    I would not be able to recognize the mascot on the right as an antelope if my life depended on it.

  2. boyce August 21st, 2008 1:55 pm

    @ Sirb,

    That’s because a still photo does not reveal its loping gait. Wait, I mean stumble…

    Cheers, Boyce

Leave a reply