Comments on: Enter my new contest: Celebrity Pub Crawl

By: Badr

Badr — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:42:33 +0000

alfa’s 80′s night was my first choice but it gets too crowded there and can’t easily navigate a sporstcar in that street. plus these two would have been coming from Miami and need a modarate amount of glitz

By: boyce

boyce — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:57:15 +0000

An entry also came in via email from J.K. who points out the obvious (which is so easily missed):

“I’d take them to Alfa ’80s night. Duh.”

By: froog

froog — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:48:10 +0000

Oh, no, these guys are SO Suzie Wong’s.

I’d probably leave them to it and go to Souk myself; just so long as I got a ride over there in the Spyder. Can you get 3 people in a Spyder??

By: ET

ET — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:27:18 +0000

Start off with dinner at the Garden of Delights at Wangfujing to impress these guests from out of town. Then finish eating with desserts (“high-end donuts”) at Le Palais and start the night off with sparkling wine. After dinner, drinks at the Q bar before hitting Sanlitun streets to send the ISB kids home then deciding who the true villains are out of the crowd: customer-beating bar-owners, ring of beggars, obnoxious customers or violent minorities?

By: Gail

Gail — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:09:04 +0000

I remember Crockett and Tubbs. I use to watch those losers when my kids were little! I’m not familiar with the club scene here but judging from your hint, I’d take them to guacamole Hallaboloo. If there is not a club by that name, there should be.

By: choza

choza — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:20:57 +0000

Where else would you take these two classy men but to the classiest bars in BJ – Sanlitun Jiuba jie. You know they’d love it ;)

By: boyce

boyce — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:30:36 +0000

@ Badr,

I forgot about Salsa night. Nice call.

Cheers, Boyce

By: Badr

Badr — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:22:14 +0000

Ideally, it will be a tuesday! We’d go to the spyker car dealership and “borrow” one two matching convertibles, a blue and red one!
once that is done, go to centro for a quick martini while discussing the actions that will follow. plan is laid out! A quick drive over to babyface/angel area of gongti to make sure the beijing jet-set is safe and sound.. a couple of drinks, a little fist fight with a triad member follows because he didn’t like the way Crocket looked at her. he took the bait…
now heading to face to see how much “opium” is to be found around the dens… that would go without a hitch…it’s all good.
we’re getting close to midnight and it’s time to head over to Suzi wong’s for salsa night! The guys finally feel like they found the ace in a hole…. as the conversations progress between sweaty bodies, it turns out that the girl they’ve been eying is ai wan! She like the funky style and the sock-less shoes… They get invited for a private party on her Yatch parked about 1 hour away at the beach front. Eveyone gets in the sportcars and floors them looking forward to a sunrise on a boat with flowing champagne

By: boyce

boyce — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:10:27 +0000

@ m-dawg,

I dunno… the new Bus Bar is awfully blinged out…

@ James,

Plus, I don’t think the building’s bouncers would bother these two.

Cheers, Boyce

By: James

James — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:03:09 +0000

I think it’d have to be Bar Blu- they’d feel right at home with the funky decor and horrific dancing…