Beijing Boyce

Announcing the results of this blog’s first contest – The Haiku Challenge. The four esteemed judges – Naoko Aoki, Jo Lusby, Badr Benjelloun and Will Moss – have made their picks, two during an in-depth powwow at The Bookworm last night and two by email. The system: I took the “top five” of each judge, assigned points – five for first place, four for second place, and so on – and tallied the scores to determine the winner. I gave the judges the haikus in alphabetical order (using the first letter of each poem) without the authors’ names.

To build suspense, and make everyone as excited as a trembling hamster on a vibrating bed, I’ll first list the runners-up, each of whom receives a bottle of 42 Below vodka:

New Yugong Yishan
No more souvenir t-shirts
Hipsters do laundry
- A. Lopez

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One was bad enough,
now I don’t know which to choose,
Pure Girl multiplies.
- J. Kornides

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Sunday memories:
Smokey clothes, missing mobile,
Yanjing hangover.
- J. Nicholson

The winner, who receives three bottles of 42 Below vodka and a 500-kuai gift certificate to Song, is:

I worship only
one divine being, and her
name is Suzy Wong
- M. Wong (note: we presume he is of no relation so Suzie)

Here, for your reading enjoyment, are more haikus:

Beer Mania calls.
Belgians by the bottle, but
I want a waffle.
- D. Murphy

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Didn’t bathe today
Do the Kai Bar bump and jump.
Going indie pays.
- D. Murphy

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Eat, Drink, Scan, Talk, Dance
My “rou chuan-r” burns at both ends
Bars abound, no time
- M. Lewis

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Even TWENTY’s old
Amid the Euro-teen hordes.
Underage drinkers!
- P. Murphy

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Headache and nausea:
What one surely deserves, post
Beijing-style night out
- E. Tchoudjinoff

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Headache, nausea
Skid marks across my jacket
Bus Bar hit and run
- A. Lopez

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Hey there! FuWuYuan!
Please bring us another round.
The night’s just begun.
- G. Loveland

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Language partners drink
Racks of tequila shooters
It’s Lush at first sight
- A. Lopez

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Naked bodies floa-
ting in water and on the
walls of China Doll
- R. Deng

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Now we dream awake
And conjure the sun’s return.
One drink, one thought more.
- P. Murphy

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Obiwan hidden
at Xihai, movie nights and
themed parties with class
- R. Deng

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One hundred kuai gets
you twelve sweet reasons why you
put up with Nanjie.
- M. Wong

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One, two, twelve shooters.
Only bought ten. My liver:
last seen at NanJie
- D. Murphy

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orange sun setting
silhouettes over houhai
the night is still young
- J. Dominick

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Q-Bar Martinis
Or Rickshaw Margaritas?
“The Beijing Question.”
- J. Nicholson

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Still got the rack, upped
the ante with a floor, show
some love at Nanjie
- R. Deng

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Tacky malls arise
Eclipsing former hotspots.
‘Sanlitun’ no more.
- P. Murphy

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Three AM Monday
Five-kuai monsters at Shooters
Foresee work day doom
- E. Tchoudjinoff

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Tongli Studios,
Bars they come and go like us,
Strangers in the night.
- J. Kornides

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Vomit on my clothes,
I remember real cheap drinks,
Wudaokou last night.
- J. Kornides

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What brings us to the
Ulaan Batur Jockey Club?
Just Maggies’ hot-dogs…
- J. Nicholson

Thanks to everyone for participating. I will contact the winners to arrange for delivery of their prizes.

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