Ay caray! Saddle to have China’s ‘best selection of tequila’
You heard it here.
Bruce Willis lookalike / Rickshaw manager Chad Lager today thrice stated, while sober, “I guarantee you that the new Saddle will have the best selection of tequila in all of China.”
All of China - that would span the decimated factories of the northeast to the crop-burning plateaus of the southwest, the shining seas (Buddha bless that chemical sheen) in the southeast to the yangrou chuna’r heartland of the northwest. (I’m cynical today due to Beijing’s horrible air pollution.)
Prepare your limes, prepare your salt…
By the way, the new Saddle will be in Nali Studio, just a shooter glass’s throw from the old one. More on this soon.
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