Beijing Boyce

A Somewhat Young China Hand on the Local Drinking Scene

Obama schmama, make Boyce your choice

I just found out I’m a contender in the 2007 Blog Awards on Chinalyst. I also found out I’m kind of far behind, as in it’s midnight and I’m four Bourbons behind Eddie O behind, as in I aimed to lose three kilos of beer belly this summer and I’m FIVE kilos behind, as in… well, you get the idea.

Thus, what more worthwhile way to spend a few moments of your work time than by going here, and clicking the “+” sign until it turns green?

It won’t cost you a kuai.

That’s the good news.

The bad news is that if you don’t do it, and forward this post to ten friends and ask them to do it, you’re doomed to a lifetime of bad luck followed by an eternity in that hell where you eat nothing but cardboard-stuffed steamed buns and drink fake booze distilled from window cleaner, while the sound of a thousand expectorating strollers surrounds you 24/7.

No pressure, it’s your choice.

(As Al Capone said, and as Eddie O is fond of repeating, “vote early and vote often.”)

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